Name:  Elizabeth Broadbent

Nickname:  Eliza

Do you like blue cheese:  on salads?

Do you own a weapon:    anyone who's seen my insta has seen the swords in the background

Favorite flavor of Kool-Aid:   red, always red

Opinion on hot dogs:    split-grilled only, boiling is for suckers

Favorite Christmas movie:   Home Alone

Can you do push-ups?    yes

Favorite piece of jewelry:     my sapphire engagement ring

Favorite quote:   No passion, no point OR Living well is the best revenge 

Three thoughts at this exact moment:   This really feels like 1999; I hope my crows have enough peanuts; are my kids actually doing their school upstairs?

Favorite place to be:  Do not ask Southern Gothic authors complicated questions like this

Where would you like to go:   Tunisia or Morocco

Do you own slippers:  Not til I moved to Virginia, which is frozen in the winter

What color shirt are you wearing rn:  gray. It has pineapples on it

Can you whistle:  I whistle at the crows every morning

Favorite color: green

Would you like to be a pirate: fictional pirate or actual pirate? The answer differs

What songs do you sing in the shower?  Everything

What's in your pockets?   So used to having no pockets that nothing

Last thing that made you laugh:   my husband making fun of the cat sulking

Worst injury you had as a child:   a horse kicking me in the stomach

Do you love where you live:    Stop it

How many TVs do you have?   would happily live without one

Who's your loudest friend?    I'm too old to call people out

How many dogs do you have?   my own and my husband's Sumter County dog goblin

Cats?   Two Fredricksburg Dumpster Gremlins and two Chesterfield Trash Tabbies

Does someone have a crush on you?   I like to think my husband does

What is your favorite book?   Tie between Absalom, Absalom! and Moby-Dick

What is your favorite candy?    black licorice, this is a contentious choice

What song do you want played at your funeral?    If I was really mean, I'd say Blackstar

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